Shaq Applies to Become Special Deputy of Fudge

Thursday, October 29, 2009



As he has done in his previous stops, Shaquille O'Neal has applied to become a special deputy, this time in Cleveland. However, Shaq is looking at holding an entirely new fake cop position, and would like to be the Cuyahoga County Special Deputy of Fudge.

"I really like fudge," said O'Neal, naturally in between bites of chocolate peanut butter and chocolate pecan fudge. "Besides, LeBron can pretty much do everything around here, so I should be free to do whatever I want. That is as long as it doesn't involve working on my basketball skills or conditioning."

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